I am a successful business owner and a very good barber for the last twenty two years. I am very well read and have a firm grasp on the English language and the proper use of vernacular . I sometimes over puncuate solely for the effect of getting my point across to readers. I am married to my best friend and devoted wife Haylie Scioli. together we are raising my stepdaughter Taylor who gives us unconditional love. I am a family man and conservative in a lot of my views politically and fiscally. I admit to being socially liberal in a lot of ways. I often go for shock value in my statements and in conversation. I am a bit of an eccentric and sometimes a bit of an absurdist. I tend to flaunt my superior intellect at times and my natural gift for my craft. I am also a very humble person, and I say this quite jokingly.