Rolling Stone magazine editors think so highly of the U.S. Constitution that they persuaded the lovely and talented actress-comedian Julia Louis-Dreyfus to wear only the Constitution painted on her back. They must love the Constitution, right?
Only parts of it. For example the First Amendment, which includes freedom of speech.
Yes, that part they love dearly.
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What about the Second Amendment, the right of law-abiding citizens to keep and bare arms?
No, this part they fundamentally rabidly vociferously HATE. Count on Rolling Stone to continually disseminate misguided and misguiding anti Second Amendment articles.
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Guys, it’s our Constitution. Not a buffet. Rights are rights. Quit the nonsense and stick to covering that at which you are fairly knowledgeable about: popular music.
P.S. – Take a close look at Julia’s back (I know it’s hard not to). John Hancock did not sign the U.S. Constitution.
Derps.
